Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
4 words: hood of his car
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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