i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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