At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm like, not good at living.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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