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That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club

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Dude it was a lap dance

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(530): View more from California

I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS

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(757): View more from Virginia

i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...

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(402): View more from Nebraska

True strength comes from lack of pants

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(561): View more from Florida

I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.

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