do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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