But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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