i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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