Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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