I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
This is my gift to your gina
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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