So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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