Me too!
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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