it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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