some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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