dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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