He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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