Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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