I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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