Do you still have your period?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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