Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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