I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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