this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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