Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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