Kiss
Puke
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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