Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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