Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
They should really pass out barf bags in church
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You ruined the universe
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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