he shaved USA in his pubs
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Randomize