Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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