you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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