The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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