you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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