Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
