Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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