party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
