i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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