And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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