wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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