Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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