i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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