well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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