you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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