Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Randomize