Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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