how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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