Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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