I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
