If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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