Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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