those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
there was a trapeze. enough said
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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