whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
