If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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