i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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