Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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