out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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