so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i think my cat just said my name.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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