Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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