First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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