Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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