sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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