Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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